Belton Singles - Online Dating in United States - Free Dating

Lifetime of events should I take it on the run or just take it to the limit one more time

My name is Karen and I'm just looking for a fun and exciting encounter.

Looking for a discreet relationship. I am good-looking, successful and Just looking for some excitement in my life. Looking for a woman, between the ages of 30 and 45, single or in a relationship, that is just looking to have some fun.

Has anybody seen my soulmate
I've looked all over, even the lost and found
haven't even come close as of late
but I know she's out there, I know she's around...

nevermind, that sounds stupid already. Roses are red violets are blue... wait a minute, what dumbass saw a blue flower and decided to call it a violet?

So obviously I'm not a poet.
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I miss my teddy bear, will you sleep with me till I find it?
Do cheesy pick-up lines work?
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Horses brag they are hung like ME!
Bragging?
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Pretty please with whipped cream and me on top?
Is begging pathetic?
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I'll change for you!
Ok, THAT's pathetic!
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How about I just be real?

Things I like:
I love live theater like plays, ballet, opera, anything like that.
I also like carnivals, festivals, events, etc...
I also very much enjoy thrift shopping, garage sales, etc...
Some of the things I like to do that I don't get to as often are golf, fishing, camping, sitting around a campfire drinking some Mike's hard lemonade while cracking jokes and making fun of each other.

Things I don't like:
Shoe shopping. I'm sorry but I just can't find a way to enjoy this activity unless you're willing to wear a skirt with no underwear and let me put your shoes on and off sneaking me little peaks here and there.
The Kit Kat commercials. Holy shit, why are they still on the air? I get the point ok, you can do your jingle with crunching sounds that grate on my last nerve, enough already!
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Things I wouldn't tell another guy:
I only pretend I don't like romantic movies.
I'm a sucker for love songs.
I cry at emotional movies.
I'm probably thinking dirty things about you.
When I was in first grade I was thought to have, and was tested for mental retardation.
I got caught with two dirty magazines in third grade - at a catholic school.
I once got beat up by a girl.
I use some feminine products.
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I enjoy things most men whine about, I'm smart and resourceful, I can find the silver lining in just about any situation, and I really don't care what people think of me so I'm not afraid to be different or silly. I don't always put my pants on one leg at a time, to coin a popular phrase! I'm not afraid to try new things or even do things I don't really like to do, I'll find a way to enjoy it because it's more about who I'm doing it with.

I don't send a lot of initial messages, I don't really have the time to message everyone I find interesting with more than a "Hi" which I don't consider to be substantial enough and refuse to insult anyone with. I expressed my interest in the "meet me" by clicking yes, if it's at all mutual send me a quick hello and save us both some time.

Sorry, but this HAS to be said! In more than half of the profiles I view, I see women asking for honesty. Of the many I've talked to, I haven't found one that actually wants that. It's not the honesty that you want at all, otherwise I'd be married and happy. What you want is for a man to tell you everything you want to hear AND mean it; I wish you the best of luck with that. If he's being honest, you probably aren't going to like what you hear, and if you like what you hear he's probably not being honest. If you hold *** for ransom and don't expect us deprived, simple, one-track minded creatures not to lie cheat and steal to try and get it, then you haven't learned your lesson yet. And let me dispell a myth for you, no man isn't like that, but if you happen to find one you're going to have to get him to leave his current boyfriend first, beg him for *** once a week and buy the viagra, or find a way to enjoy all three inches.

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Message me if any of the following apply:

If you know a good word that means the opposite of lonely. I once saw a suggestion of "smothered" but that just doesn't seem to fit quite right.
If I made you smile with something I said.
If I offended you.
If you want to correct me on the "mistake" I made in my profile.
If I touched you in some way.
If you WANT me to touch you in some way.
If you're just dying to know what feminine products I use.
If you think I'm hot.
If you want to know how I got beat up by a girl.
If you're willing to do shoe shopping my way.
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Thanks for stopping by
Drew

love to live life... outgoing love kids none of my own,basketball, football, night person.....